So...if anyone out there is not happy with what their sweetheart presented to them on this special day, I would not complain – unless perhaps you received one of these:
WHO YOU CALLING A HOE? Let your Valentine feel the earth
move! Described as a "very special tool," this touching hoe ($32.50,
with 5-foot handle) will help your beloved pull weeds, edge borders,
break up sod, and break up with you. After all, you gave him/her a hoe!
The implications could hardly be clearer.
For more of these wonderful gifts, you can visit shoppingblog.com
And on that note, I'm off to make my sweetie a nice dinner – he might be a funny guy who loves jokes, but he knows better than to give me one of those!
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